Mr. Parker couldn’t believe it when he opens the crate marked Fragile. Inside is his “Major Award” for winning the Nehi Bottling Company sweepstakes: A lamp with the lamp leg shaped like a woman’s leg wearing a fishnet stocking. Watch as the cold of outside has little affect on Old Man Parker, but the heat inside the mug activates the puzzled looks of Ralphie and his family as they watch The Old Man from the window.
Memorable Christmas Story quotes
- “Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.” – Ralphie
- “Oooh fuuudge!” – Ralphie
- “My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.” – Ralphie
- “Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.” – Ralphie
- “He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.” “He does not!” “He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!” – Mr. Parker and Mrs. Parker
- “Well I double-DOG-dare ya!” “Now it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare ya”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. “I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!” Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! – Ralphie, Narrator and Schwartz
- “Randy lay there like a slug! It was his only defense!” – Ralphie
- “It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it’s smiling at me.” – Mr. Parker
A Christmas Story (Leg Lamp) Morph Mug DescriptionGreat for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, any hot drink
Heat-Sensitive, color changing cup with vivid colors
Heat activation reveals hidden image
Ceramic mug is 11 oz. in size, weighs 1 lb
Designed and made in the USA
While this mug may be used in the dishwasher or microwave, for the longest lasting, highest quality product, we strongly recommend against it.